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Little Miss Sunshine

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:43:26 -0700

Little Miss Sunshine

Little Paper Planes, a gorgeous little shop and gallery in the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:16:00 -0700

Little Paper Planes, a gorgeous little shop and gallery in the former Curiosity Shoppe space

More of this in my life, please.

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:15:00 -0700

More of this in my life, please.

Illustrated another controversial piece on everyone’s...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:40:00 -0700

Illustrated another controversial piece on everyone’s favorite topics in this city ever. It features bongs, mayonnaise, orgasms, toilets, Richard Brautigan, and more.

Went to the most wonderful wedding last night, complete with...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:38:00 -0700

Went to the most wonderful wedding last night, complete with friends, jokes, nachos, dancing, pie, sequins, tiny sandwiches, a log-shaped dog, and most importantly, this beautiful pair.

Congratulations, Tag and Jen!

I have been overwhelmed with the response to my incident. Thank...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:53:00 -0700

I have been overwhelmed with the response to my incident. Thank you all for your kind words and support! I love you all.

I got a call from the SFPD earlier. An officer let me know that they have the suspect in custody, and that he is a repeat offender that they have been after for awhile. Obviously, I’m crossing my fingers that they have the right guy, but they assure me that they have a lot of footage of him from this incident and many others.

I’ve had a long week, and I have a long weekend ahead of work, friends, a bachelor party, and a wedding, so I’m more than happy to put this all behind me. Life is great, you guys!

It’s taken me a few days to process this, and I’ve thought long...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:57:00 -0700

It’s taken me a few days to process this, and I’ve thought long and hard about whether I wanted to write about this publicly. Those of you who follow me on Instagram know that on Friday evening, I got a courtesy ride from the cops (and some of you left some very good emoji montages, pictured above). I was on my way to the Needles & Pens anniversary show, and BART was delayed due to that naked guy fiasco, so I hopped on a 14 and took my phone out of my pocket to let a friend know that I would be late. Then, as the bus pulled over to the 23rd and Mission stop, a scary man ripped my phone out of my hands and ran off the bus with it.

Now, I don’t consider myself a particularly brave person. I cover my face at least once during every Game of Thrones episode, I’ve had a long history of existential anxiety and hypochondria, and I am a smallish person with a weak constitution who has never gotten into a physical fight in her life. Maybe it was the fact that I had just been pick-pocketed in Europe last month, but something happened to me then, some animal instinct that flipped a switch and propelled me off the bus, screaming bloody murder and running after this guy who was twice my size with all of my might.

I caught up to him and grabbed the hood of his sweatshirt, yelling “GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE! HE STOLE MY PHONE!” over and over at the top of my lungs. He struck me in the face and threw me to the ground, but I somehow managed to get back up and run after him again. After some blur of a struggle, he let go of my phone, muttered “what the fuck is wrong with you?” and took off around the corner. Despite having been dropped, my phone was miraculously in one piece and barely damaged. This all happened in less than two minutes.

The Muni driver, who had stopped the bus since I had run off screaming, declared this his last stop and called 911. “See that?” he said, pointing to the cameras placed about the bus. “We got him here. We got him there.” There is also a camera in front of Mission Bar, where most of this transpired. Two nice girls held me and offered me cigarettes while I waited for the police and paramedics to arrive, then stuck around to give eyewitness testimony. My lip was bleeding and I was shaking uncontrollably but I kept insisting that I was okay. I got my phone back and I am alive. I have never been hugged and told I was a badass by so many strangers.

Let me just say that I do not consider what I did to be the smartest thing to do. When shit happens, the human body has a fight or flight response, and mine happened to be fight. I had no time to think, and adrenaline is one hell of a drug. However, there were at least ten witnesses on the sidewalk and several times that number on the bus and inside nearby businesses, and during the chase and struggle, none of these people intervened to help me. This is still disappointing to me. If you see a person in distress, please do something. Anything. Please do not assume that it may just be a domestic dispute that you have no business involving yourself in, like so many bystanders in my case.

I am fine. My right knee is in a brace and I have some bruises and cuts on my hands and face, but it could have been a lot worse. I probably have a bit of psychological trauma, but mostly I feel triumphant. And angry. I am angry that I had to go through that, that I was not more careful, that I have all of these aches in my body. I am angry that nobody helped me until it was over. I am angry that this awful criminal is still out there. I am angry that I cannot be safe in a city that I spend so much to live in, and that this city breeds the kind of class warfare that drives crimes like these. I am angry because I am a freelance designer who works harder and makes less money than the average person my age living in this neighborhood, but that doesn’t matter because I was targeted anyway. And I am angry that despite all this, I will probably get some shitty reactions declaring that I deserved this, that I had it coming, something something gentrification tech hipster bullshit something.

I made it to the Luggage Store after all, via that courtesy ride. I laughed and cried and drank and smoked more than I should have, then met up with other friends and stayed out. And then I stayed out all day Saturday, because I did not want to be home alone with my cat and my thoughts. I am feeling much better now, thanks to time and the company of so many of my favorite people. You know who you are and I thank you with all of my heart. I am a wolf. I fought the bad guy, and I won.

Update: I wrote some more thoughts on Mission Mission.

Malen & Helcolm S/S 2013

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:24:00 -0700

Malen & Helcolm S/S 2013

The Private Life of a Cat — the mother of all cat videos?

Wed, 08 May 2013 14:22:00 -0700

The Private Life of a Cat — the mother of all cat videos?

BRITTICISMS: Tumblrs I Love

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 10:41:40 -0700

BRITTICISMS: Tumblrs I Love:

CUTEJAM

Wolf Dogs

Some of my favorites. Adorable. Duh.

Aww, my cuteness project made it onto Britticisms’ favorites list! (If you’re not following Wolf Dogs already, you’re pretty much blowing it.) We’re in good company, and Britt has killer taste, so be sure to check the rest out.

Designed and illustrated another piece for that website you all...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 10:45:00 -0700

Designed and illustrated another piece for that website you all love, or love to hate. This one is on everyone’s favorite hot-button issue of today: gentrification! See the full piece here.

Recent character illustrations: caveman (+ a ton of tiny foods)...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 13:43:00 -0700

Recent character illustrations: caveman (+ a ton of tiny foods) for The Bold Italic, basketball players and monster for Facebook

Arya Rigby Fishbreath, Sexiest Kitten Alive 2013

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 12:21:00 -0700

Arya Rigby Fishbreath, Sexiest Kitten Alive 2013

I’m a tiger / I’m a cat

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 22:05:00 -0700

I’m a tiger / I’m a cat

László Moholy-Nagy, an apparent influence of mine before I was...

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 16:27:00 -0700

László Moholy-Nagy, an apparent influence of mine before I was even aware of him. These two prints are now hanging above my desk.

Snowpenhagen!

Tue, 02 Apr 2013 16:02:23 -0700

Snowpenhagen!

Three icy slices of Copenhagen

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 16:29:00 -0700

Three icy slices of Copenhagen

Berlin, part 2: all the small things

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 15:07:41 -0700

Berlin, part 2: all the small things

Berlin, part 1: parks sprung from abandoned airfields and...

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:23:00 -0700

Berlin, part 1: parks sprung from abandoned airfields and railway stations, famous walls and graffiti, the Bauhaus

Freitag’s shipping container tower, the view from Prime...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 15:44:26 -0700

Freitag’s shipping container tower, the view from Prime Tower, Grafik 13, and more scenes from industrial Zürich West