29 Apr 2014
10:39 am

I worked on a bunch of stuff for the upcoming issue of Lucky Peach, including celery, fat ducks, bananas, RVs, popcorn shrimp, and more. The whole issue is gorgeous! Subscribe now and it will magically appear at your door one day in the near future.

I worked on a bunch of stuff for the upcoming issue of Lucky Peach, including celery, fat ducks, bananas, RVs, popcorn shrimp, and more. The whole issue is gorgeous! Subscribe now and it will magically appear at your door one day in the near future.



14 Apr 2014
01:05 pm

I drew a bunch of foodie faces for Lucky Peach! They’ll all be hanging out over at their new Medium page, where they will be posting all of their James Beard-nominated stories this week.

I drew a bunch of foodie faces for Lucky Peach! They’ll all be hanging out over at their new Medium page, where they will be posting all of their James Beard-nominated stories this week.



9 Apr 2014
11:47 am

I designed and illustrated a map and guide to Golden Gate Park, and the Bold Italic produced a beautiful screenprint of it! There are tiny animals and tiny poops and a pizza slice and a hot dog!



4 Apr 2014
10:34 am

I wrote and illustrated a geeky little piece comparing the kingdoms of Game of Thrones to the neighborhoods of San Francisco. Had a blast drawing all of those little sigils, especially that Bolton flayed man and that Greyjoy kraken.



23 Mar 2014
06:21 pm

K.Flay x Helen Tseng S/S 2014. Get it tonight at Bottom of the Hill, or on tour in your city.



21 Mar 2014
03:32 pm

I designed and illustrated a limited edition mad libs-style zine for the very talented rapper K.Flay, that she is selling on her current tour. It involves burgers and ghosts and supernatural portals and so much more! If you’re in the Bay Area and want to snag a copy, K.Flay will be performing at Bottom of the Hill this Sunday.



3 Mar 2014
11:17 am



3 Mar 2014
10:24 am

Scenes from this weekend: a trip to the dump, a trip to the Dogpatch, a trip to Alameda.



18 Feb 2014
01:06 pm

Having a piece in a show was as good an excuse as any to squeeze in a little getaway to Portland. We consumed fancy snacks and drinks, played a lot of pinball, went to secret galleries and faux museums, found owl apothecarists in concrete and smiley faces in condensation and our spirit animals in a vending machine.



14 Feb 2014
04:20 pm

I was thrilled to share the room with so much talent at the Love For Sale opening last night at Land Gallery in Portland. My piece, Moon Rocks, had some especially beautiful neighbors, though all of the work was wonderful. Prints of my piece are available online for a limited time only, so snag one while you can.

Happy Valentine’s Day!



30 Jan 2014
02:03 pm

I designed this print for Love For Sale, an upcoming group exhibition of Talking Heads-influenced Valentines curated by Will Bryant, Kate Bingaman-Burt, and Frank Chimero. The show opens at Land Gallery in Portland on February 13, and I’m super stoked to snag one of these koozies while I’m there.
My piece was inspired by one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes, Moon Rocks, which is full of psychedelic and futuristic imagery that I had a blast bringing to life.

I designed this print for Love For Sale, an upcoming group exhibition of Talking Heads-influenced Valentines curated by Will Bryant, Kate Bingaman-Burt, and Frank Chimero. The show opens at Land Gallery in Portland on February 13, and I’m super stoked to snag one of these koozies while I’m there.

My piece was inspired by one of my favorite Talking Heads tunes, Moon Rocks, which is full of psychedelic and futuristic imagery that I had a blast bringing to life.



24 Jan 2014
05:37 pm

A big shoutout to This Isn’t Happiness for continuing to expose my junk to the masses, pun intended. And yes, that is an intentionally mustachioed peen.

A big shoutout to This Isn’t Happiness for continuing to expose my junk to the masses, pun intended. And yes, that is an intentionally mustachioed peen.



24 Jan 2014
01:09 pm

I drew some nether regions and hairy lettering for this pubic piece.



22 Jan 2014
12:44 pm

South of Market by Janet Delaney



20 Jan 2014
11:13 am

Me and my babies.

Me and my babies.